I came for for the good CAWS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/satire_scull
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Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
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Caw Caw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marekmonster
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In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenuinePenguin12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Rebel without a caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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CAW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leaxthibaut
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CAW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScootTooot
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Caw Marek caw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XoXo_DaKi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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teaching crows to be quiet is a lost caws
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaaaaaaaaaadam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why do crows sit on electric wires? - To make long distance caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetraveller1992
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crow’s call is β€œcaw” and a raven’s call is β€œnevermore.”

He was a Poe source of information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterfranciscook
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Rebel without a caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why did the birdie cross the kitchen?

To eat to eat to eat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxCotHGxX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.

There’s caws for alarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?

It has a caws and effect relationship

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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?

They’re outstanding in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I wanna know where that bar is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....

....most crows drank at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call a noisy group of crows?

A caw-cophony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravendemyseri
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why was the crow not at the top of his class?

B caws.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a white crow?

A caw-casian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcadeKingpin
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I like dogs... They have a certain

Je ne sais paw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistymountaindew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?

A caw-CAW-phony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeabaSquad
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My pet crow is awful at poker...

All he does is caw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simounstar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What does a crow with a jersey accent say to the man about to step into traffic?

"CAW! CAW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeWiggler
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Know why I hate crows?

Just be CAWs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A woman and a man were talking when suddenly a bird appeared from the sky
  • Would you like to donate to my charity. Said the bird when landing on a tree above their heads

  • What is it called? asked the man.

The bird looked them straight in the eyes and cawed four times.

The man and woman were very confused until the bird said.

  • It's four good caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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There's a few crows that hang out near near my house and ...

I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.

I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.

And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.

It's Quid Pro Crow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why don’t you email crows?

They prefer you caw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdrTrapper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".

... probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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A crow asked a woman,

"would you like to donate to my charity?" The woman replied, "Sure! What's it called?" The crow said, "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!" The woman probed, "Why is it called that?" The crow replied, "Enough with all these questions! It's four good caws."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptPerson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Why do crows not get hit by cars?

Because there is always another crow yelling, "Caw! Caw!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogginfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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How does a crow in Boston communicate with a crow in Los Angeles?

Long distance caw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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It's only a murder or crows...

If there's probably caws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteMos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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A noisy crow woke me up this morning.

It was my wake up caw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generallysleepy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What do you call a crow in a tiger costume?

A comma.

Because it has paws at the end of its caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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The crows all sounded like they sensed trouble

It was caws for alarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why did the person with sensitive hearing not like the imitation crow?

Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardwareweenie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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What did the crow say to the lost child?

Go caw your mother!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetylanol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Why did no one trust the guy who pretended to be a crow?

Because he was a "caw'n man"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adurnari
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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There is only a murder of crows, when there is probable caws
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJustice1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?

Probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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It’s only a murder of crows...

If there’s probable caws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theschieke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.

There’s caws for alarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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