I came for for the good CAWS
Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
teaching crows to be quiet is a lost caws
Why do crows sit on electric wires? - To make long distance caws.
A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crow’s call is “caw” and a raven’s call is “nevermore.”
He was a Poe source of information.
Why did the birdie cross the kitchen?
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?
It has a caws and effect relationship
Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?
They’re outstanding in their field
I wanna know where that bar is.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
True fact: Before the crowbar was invented....
....most crows drank at home.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
Why was the crow not at the top of his class?
What do you call a white crow?
I like dogs... They have a certain
A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?
My pet crow is awful at poker...
What does a crow with a jersey accent say to the man about to step into traffic?
A woman and a man were talking when suddenly a bird appeared from the sky
The bird looked them straight in the eyes and cawed four times.
The man and woman were very confused until the bird said.
There's a few crows that hang out near near my house and ...
I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.
I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.
And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.
It's Quid Pro Crow.
Why don’t you email crows?
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
A crow asked a woman,
"would you like to donate to my charity?"
The woman replied, "Sure! What's it called?"
The crow said, "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!"
The woman probed, "Why is it called that?"
The crow replied, "Enough with all these questions! It's four good caws."
Why do crows not get hit by cars?
Because there is always another crow yelling, "Caw! Caw!"
How does a crow in Boston communicate with a crow in Los Angeles?
I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
It's only a murder or crows...
A noisy crow woke me up this morning.
What do you call a crow in a tiger costume?
A comma.
Because it has paws at the end of its caws.
The crows all sounded like they sensed trouble
Why did the person with sensitive hearing not like the imitation crow?
Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".
What did the crow say to the lost child?
Why did no one trust the guy who pretended to be a crow?
Because he was a "caw'n man"!
There is only a murder of crows, when there is probable caws
How did the detective find out about the murder of crows?
It’s only a murder of crows...
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
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