Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Sleigh-er.
The whole process was riveting
A magnet.
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
But that's not the case for "iron", which is ironic.
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
It was a beautiful welding.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
At first itβs boring and then itβs Riveting!
It was a good aluminum foil
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
Because theyβre all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
Turns out...it was a safe purchase.
Every time they put a pair on him, he'd break out.
I wanted to make a sign that said "YOU & ME". So, I ordered some big metal letters.
When they arrived, the box was very damaged. I checked if everything was there, but the iron E was lost on me.
I thought it was a safe bet.
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It was jarring!!!
When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!
...just into Rubber Bands!
2Na
Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:
βWhat music do you like?β
The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:
βIβm a metal fanβ
"I'm a huge metal fan"
Silverware.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
their chromies
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
I told him that was suislide
I told them βNein, out of tin.β Dentists agreed.
It was their lead guitar
Sleigher.
Which is ironic!
The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron.
Which is ironic.
I said, βCan I call you Back?β
The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".
