I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep
They were always having strikes
I failed to get elected as a union leader but you know there's this old saying...
Union some you lose some.
Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin 🤠🤠🤠
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
One thing about unions in America...
If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer
But I guess they are steel around.
Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, “Why that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
If communist fatalists band together, is it the So-be-it union?
If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...
Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.
What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.
Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.
Transcript (Important part in boldface):
Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"
I wait.
"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.
EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.
LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...
If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?
The European Union is held together by EU rope
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?
Because they kept Stalin!
The State of the Union is a pun
It's stating the state that the 50 states are in
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