So I peed on my college application and submitted it to get into my choice college. Guess what they told me?

Urine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flapawangatang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_taylor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.

I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I submitted 10 of my dad jokes to a joke writing contest to see if maybe one of them would win a prize...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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If someone has already submitted a joke about defensive swordsmanship...

...sorry for the riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Mensa International recently submitted requests for a study about its members.

Unfortunately, their requests were all tabled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I submitted a 16:9 picture of my farm to the photography contest.

They didn't like the crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Finally submitted a dad joke to the right subreddit.

Here it is

Thanks /u/TomBaiRaise for the insperation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubborn_man
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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I've submitted 10 posts to /r/DadJokes. I thought some would make it to the top

but no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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/r/DadJokes for the lazy - A video with some of the best one-liner dad jokes submitted in 2016

https://youtu.be/15JgRNjVM8E

After browsing through some of the past year's posts, I decided to make this video capturing some of the best of what was posted here! All one-liners that translate well do video. Hope you enjoy the recap of the year!

If people like this, I may start making a series of some of the top subs posts as "Reddit for the Lazy" videos, a tl;dr of the top posts, in a single-click video!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1banana2split
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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I actually submitted my own idea for a Deadpool movie.

He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.

The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myntrith
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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I submitted ten puns to a punning contest, thinking at least one might win.

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinitePizzazz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win,

but no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatzombiemom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I submitted ten jokes to a contest,

I really wanted one to win, but no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomUser_42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win

Sadly, no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baybonski
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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I submitted ten puns into a contest hoping one would win

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonbeam16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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I submitted 10 Dad jokes into a contest to see if one would win.

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sultan_of_Slide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip...

But no pun in ten did.

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