Cheep cheep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monocresent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Talk is cheep

Especially if you're a baby chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Cheep lodging- no strings attached
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppawheeelie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Why couldn't the man stop buying birds?

They were going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...

It's that talk is cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was only going to buy one budgie, but in the end I got two.

They were going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.

It’s not going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kcambridge35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I’m selling a bird!

Going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DominicL47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I walked into the pet store and I spoke to the guy at the counter.

"I'm looking for an inexpensive pet and I heard your birds are going cheep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Did you hear about the man selling dead birds for $4000

Not going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdollard333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Now is the best time to buy a pet bird.

I hear they are going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed?

He started selling cheep milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabaGanoush47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I just bought a dead bird for $300

It wasn't going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdollard333
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Dad joke at work. At my job I have to reduce the price of hot chickens..

My colleague asked me "will they be going cheap?", I said "no they'll be going bwaark!"

Still laughing at myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnthewerehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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On a whim, I went to buy 100 exotic birds last week

All my mates took the piss out of me saying that I had more money than sense. But it turned out alright, they were pretty cheep cheep cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkes00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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"How expensive are baby chicks?"

"I don't know, I think pretty cheep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallivewire850
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Traffic ticket in Atlanta

Watch out while driving through Atlanta, Ga. I hit a seagull, it flipped off my windshield and hit the cop car behind me. He pulled me over and ticketed me.

Whatever you do, don't flip the bird to the cops in Georgia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2015
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Why are birds such freeloaders?

Because they're always "cheep cheep cheep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youngmische
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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My girlfriend bought me a baby chicken for Easter. I said "why did you get me this?!"

She said it was going cheap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titswag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Why are birds the only animals we can teach to speak?

Because talk is cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why don't you normally see birds near the field at sporting events

Because they prefer the cheep cheap seats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Why should you never get a bird sick?

It's ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrislyMedic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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There's a sale on at my local pet store.

Canaries are going cheep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oregan1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What does a bird say after you pull a prank on it?

"Well, TOU-CAN play at this game!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BionicFire
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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JFK's presidency really went to his head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabidmoose12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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Why you don't try to explain video games to fathers.

So I was having dinner with my father attempting to describe to him a bad experience I had while playing a game of League of Legends with my boyfriend. The conversation went as follows. " SO yeah, I was Evelynn a champion who can go invisible and my boyfriend told me to go back door their nexus, which is to go attack it when the team isn't there to defend it's kinda a cheep tactic, but ended up not working. Sigh" I look up at him and he replied completely straight-faced "At least you can't get pregnant that way" Needless to say I blushed profusely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waitingtillmarch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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I've decided to sell my dead parakeet.

It won't go cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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My son, dad in waiting

My son is almost 3, he has started wrapping himself in the towel after bathtime, crawling into a ball and declaring he is an egg.

"Mummy sit on me to make me hatch" etc. He says in there for really long and then bursts out chirping, however yesterday he burst out and said :

"I'm an EXPENSIVE baby chick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/created4this
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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My Dad just did this to me on a Skype call.

So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me

Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight

Dad: Oh yea, thats nice

Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.

Me: Dad, you have problems.

Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.

Me: sigh You're hopeless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwishbone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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Anyone want to buy a dead bird?

It's not going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokingMyBeard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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As far as baby chickens are concerned...

Talk is cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...

It's that talk is cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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When is the best time to get a pet parakeet?

When they are going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I’m selling a dead bird.

It will not go cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianprivelege
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Why is a bird the least expensive pet?

Cheep cheep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I've got a dead budgie for sale,

Not going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phillius_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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I’m selling a dead budgie.

It’s not going cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomTrekkie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Why did the pet shop run out of birds?

They were going cheep!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spLint3r990
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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