Karen parks her car in the middle of the road, misery ensues

Short but annoying story about an entitled mother I encountered the other day.

Further down the block from where I live is an elementary school. Due to some poor planning (older part of town) the entrance to the school is on a one-way, one-lane street. During school drop-off/pickup hours I know to avoid the area, but during the day the area is fairly quiet and it's actually the quickest way for me to get home. Such is what happened the other day, I ran some errands in the morning and then headed home to get to work.

As I got to the school, the car in front of me slowed down and then stopped. I thought the driver was perhaps picking someone up or dropping off someone who was late, but what happened instead is that the driver shut the engine, hit the hazards and exited the car and began heading into the school. I immediately honked to grab her attention, but as all Karens are possessed of an internal mechanism that blocks out all irritating noises beyond the screech of other Karens calling for support from the coven, I was summarily ignored.

Cars began piling up behind me, and Karen is nowhere to be found. All that's left for me to do is stew in my own increasingly boiling pot of anger and outrage. I'll be honest, I considered just leaning on the horn until she came back, but I knew it'd do no good and I'd just bother the kids studying.

About 15 (!) minutes later Karen came back, strolling along without a care in the world. When we saw her she was greeted with a cacophony of car horns, yelling and cursing, but her deflector shields were up and she heard not a thing of the abuse we hurled her way. She got in the car and drove off, and I got home a few minutes later. To add insult to injury there were parking spots about 50 feet up the road, but she didn't even bother trying to go once around the block to look for spots.

That's it, that's all there is to the story, just an entitled person who couldn’t possibly comprehend that a public road is not her personal parking lot. No instant karma, no justice or revenge boners, just sheer frustration. However, for the sake of the story and to make you all feel better, all of us who were stuck behind her banded together, called the cops and confronted her. She was arrested for assaulting a police officer and filing false claims after she took a swing at the cops because they didn't believe her when she told the cops we gang-raped her in front of the school guard while threatening to shoot her, her kids and shoot

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My shuttle driver in Rome stopped in the middle of the road to save three ducklings who couldn’t get back to their mother v.redd.it/konnxsro3at01
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This is Peanut. He was found alone in the middle of a road. Now he has a nice home!
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If you're going to take up the entire 3-person-wide pavement, don't you fucking dare scream "2 metres! 6 feet!" at me if I don't go right into the middle of the road that has cars running on it you fucking miserable old cunt.
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WCGW changing a tire in the middle of the road? v.redd.it/cyulcfdhj5341
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Pretenders - Middle Of The Road [Rock] youtube.com/watch?v=hONtm…
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HAM: It's very important that FIA is strict about double yellow flags. Fortunately, there was no marshal on the track. They might as well have been and Valtteri could have been in the middle of the road. And Max didn't even have to drive fast, he practically had PP. I hope that decision will be good twitter.com/AldonaMarcini…
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WCGW if I punch a bus driver and then try to run away in the middle of a busy road v.redd.it/ueoahp70mo841
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To the 3 Pitt students who smashed a tv in the middle of the road...

Learn to be men and not immature teens. You honestly think that no one was watching you or heard you? You looked like a bunch of high schoolers smashing that tv in the middle of the road. Now I’m here cleaning up glass and plastic so my dog doesn’t slice his feet open at 1 AM.

Edit: I left a note telling them β€œI hope you kids plan on cleaning up your mess...” and it was all clean so hopefully it was them

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VB, phone, no helmet, middle of the bloody road. imgur.com/Qrwi8IX
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So, I managed to get myself snowed-in in the middle of the Finnish forest. Until somebody comes and clears the roads there will be pea soup and sauna. Lots of sauna! It's not so bad, after all... ;-)
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I passed a broom head in the middle of the road yesterday.

But I couldn't come to any sweeping conclusions.

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Cute black kitten sitting in the middle of the road.
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Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

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Shopping Cart Stall Magically Appears for a Couple in the Middle of the Road v.redd.it/17psjltaqug41
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Suds was found on the road in the middle of rain storm. He went from a 6oz, starved baby with every worm possible and a broken eye socket to a spoiled rotten 21lb cotton ball who ruled all for 12 yrs.
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saw this auntie riding so slowly on the road and still stop right in the middle of the road to take things from her bag, literally causing a mini jamπŸ˜‚
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Comic 4203: Middle Of The Road questionablecontent.net/v…
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I found an exit button in the middle of the road and now my life has become a nightmare

I don’t have much time to write this, so I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes. My phone battery is about to die… I called 911, my friends and my family, but no one believed me. Not even my own mother. You are my last hope. I know most of you are open-minded, kind-hearted people. Please, please, please tell me what to do. I’ll try to explain what happened as briefly as I can.

It happened a week ago, although according to my phone it happened yesterday! Everything is just so horrifyingly strange…

I had just been to the bar with a couple of my colleagues. Usually, I would have left with them, but on this particular night there was some creepy guy following me around so I decided to leave earlier.

The street was empty so I drunkenly walked in the middle of it, looking down in the black asphalt. This sounds more stupid than it was, I think. It was a small street with little to no traffic, especially late at night. The first strange thing I noticed was how all the sounds – the wind, the birds, the dogs barking in the distance – quieted down and went completely silent. I didn’t care though and just kept my eyes down, thinking about how nice it would be to sneak into bed with my boyfriend when I got home.

A few seconds later, something on the ground caught my eye. It was a large red button – as big as a manhole – and beneath it, the word β€œEXIT” was written with large white letters. I stopped and looked at it, confused out of my mind. I had walked down this road a thousand times before and never seen any huge buttons in the middle of the road. I looked up and… I don’t even know how to describe it! The buildings were gone. Everything… I looked around and everything was gone! The asphalt continued in all directions, all the way to the horizon. It looked like a parking lot with no end in sight.

β€œHello!” I yelled.

I shook my head, trying to return to reality, fearing I had lost my mind. My hands began to sweat, my breath became irregular and my heart was racing. Panting, I ran a few meters, then I ran back again.

β€œWhat’s happening, what’s happening, what’s happening!”

The sun rose on the horizon, but it was too early. The morning rays had a whiteness to them that hurt my eyes. There wasn’t a single cloud in the sky. I looked at the button again. β€œEXIT”. I was still in a state of panic, unable to think, and that word – exit – was the only word that echoed in my head. I wanted out of here. I crouched down and tried to press the button but it wouldn’t move. I wa

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Stopping in the middle of the road gfycat.com/teemingcomfort…
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My good boy, Sawyer. TL is the day I found him in the middle of a country road covered in fleas and ears full of ticks. Like ticks on top of ticks. Vet guessed he was 5 weeks. Now he’s about 3 years old and is an amazing ranch dog and best bud
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Buffalo Shat Itself (Literally!), After Being Attacked By Lions In The Middle Of The Road. gfycat.com/forsakenrarede…
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I was wondering, when tonguing on my alto, which tongue/mouth position do you recommend? I used to put my lip over the top of the mouthpiece, but then I started to use my teeth and the top part of my tongue. (I'm in middle school band an some advice would be highly appreciated, thank you).
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Guy drives in the middle of a two lane road and then gets out of his car to block traffic when I try to go around him. v.redd.it/ruh9x3e5hqt31
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Double parking has nothing on this idiot who decided even though there where parking spots galore here they wanted to park half on the handicap area and half in the middle of the road!
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Electrician van stops in the middle of a 60 mph Road to drop someone off and almost causes a pileup v.redd.it/mq8opepx13i31
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A guy pulled up behind me at a red light, honking and screaming at me that I was β€œholding up traffic” and calling me a β€œpiece of shit” and telling me to get my skateboard off the road. I stood there with two middle fingers in the air until the light turned green. What would you have done?

I’m a female rider, it was night time out, I had my board lights on and lights on my backpack. Dude was behind me for one second before he started flipping out (at a red light). Wondering if anyone else experiences this kind of stuff. I’m in Boston btw.

Edit: this was a one lane road off of a small neighborhood side street in South Boston. I didn't want to move past the cars as I was turning left and didn't want to put myself or other drivers in danger so I stayed in line with traffic. I ignored him for the first few honks and screaming remarks, but then chose to fight back once he started calling me a piece of shit. I do my best to be respectful of drivers, but we're vulnerable out here so we need the same amount of respect back. Be safe out there fellow riders!

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Dude went to shopping leaving his car in the middle of the road.
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The "professional cyclists" that use the middle of the road as opposed to the bloody cycle path purpose built for them.
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Evil biker and old man wave bye to a kitten they leave in the middle of a road then backtrack to their vehicles so they can try to back over it gfycat.com/anguishedobedi…
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Let me stand in the middle of the road v.redd.it/lwc3nm07n1z31
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Could RPD please start enforcing the law about people having accidents and simply stopping in the middle of the road/highway, etc?

Seriously, I don't want anyone getting hurt or if the car's undriveable I get it, but stopping dead in the middle of a chokepoint due to a fender bender is just fucking up everybody's day!

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Went to Hobbiton at the beginning of a cross country two week road trip, felt like I was venturing through middle earth for the rest of my time in NZ
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As a middle of the road intermediate level rider, B-Line offers so much opportunity to increase confidence! v.redd.it/xzc5dpjckgc31
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you ride a motorized skateboard down the middle of the street, basic rules of the road still fucking apply to you.

These rules include:

  • Don't go the wrong way on a one way street
  • Don't try to weave through crowds of people crossing the street while going 20mph
  • Don't run red lights or stop signs

I've seen shocking amounts of fucking idiots do all three of these things in recent weeks.

If you're going to act like a car and ride down the middle of the street, don't be this fucking obnoxious and dangerous.

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My boyfriend was driving home from work late one night and found this little peanut in the middle of the road. This is Leo
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Middle Of The Road - Sacramento (A Wonderful Town) (1972) YouTube links

Came across this gem from a Scottish pop group.

Sacramento (A Wonderful Town) (1972)

Video 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkyc3eWO_A

Video 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3tArFpYlk

Middle of the Road Wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_of_the_Road_(band)

Lyrics:

There's something about the weather
That everybody loves
They call it the Indian spring of Sacramento
And when the sun is up in the sky
The wind is blowin' by the riverside most everyday
You're in Sacramento a wonderful town
Sing sing sing din din din

There's something about the people
That everybody knows
That gives you a tender feelin' of confusion
You're feelin' lonely but you don't know
Until this other feelin' here inside you starts to grow
You're in Sacramento, a wonderful town
Sing sing sing din din din

Now that spring is here again
And you're thinkin' if only you were not so lonely ooh ooh
But you can ease your restless mind
Ease your restless mind
All the people are a lovin' kind,
In Sacramento

There's something…

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got honked at right after this picture for being in the middle of the road...whoops
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If I ride a scooter in the middle of the road v.redd.it/2d3frivytc141
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In the middle of my rewatch and I just finished "Band Candy" and I wondered...

Did Buffy ever get her license??? Cuz I think in season 7 Xander drives her and Dawn to Sunnydale High 2.0.

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{measurement check} currently in a 32DD/DDD but breasts either don’t fill the top of the cup or pool in the middle and the band is WAY too tight.

I am currently in a 32DD/DDD but my breasts either don’t fill to the top of the cup or they make a 3rd and 4th boob in the middle. The band is also super tight to the point where it feels like it’s digging into my sternum or like I can’t breathe which causes anxiety for myself. I just did my measurements and I got 1) 30 2)28 3)27 4)34 5)35.5 6)34 and the measurement of a US 30DD/DDD. My breasts aren’t shallow, they are center full, vertically even, and projected. I’m always measured as a 34B in stores and I know that’s incorrect because I simply spill out all over the place. Any suggestions on what I can do? I cry every Time I try on bras in stores and I have been wearing sports bras for a year now because I have been so defeated. I have had one child which has drastically changed my breasts, I have scoliosis and lordosis (with a fusion) so now that my breasts have changed my right breast shape is slightly fuller and rotated out a bit-as it was before because of my scoliosis but they were very symmetrical and sat up high which was fine when purchasing bras in the past. Sorry for the long post, first time poster, I hope I’m doing this right! I’m so glad I found this community.

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Veil of Maya hitting the road in spring with Dance Gavin Dance, Animals as Leaders, Royal Coda, and one TBA band facebook.com/story/graphq…
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