Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Puns

Who is this happy guy? Northern VA

The notes for each syllable go down up, down up, high high, middddddle

The 'cheep cheep chirrrrr' sounds like 6th to 8th notes of the whistled River Kwai March.

Edit: At about 0:08 sec in.

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