I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.
It speaks volumes!
It was a small price toupee.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
So I bought her a candle.
Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.
I told her because she is a pessimist.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
It would be nice if it played forward too.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
I was so happy for the newlywebs.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
it has a bit of veneer missing.
The difference is like night and day.
It was a hostel takeover
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. βThis technology is going to change the world, I swear it!β I told her. βCan you answer the door? Iβve been on my feet all dayβ
βYeah,β she replied, less enthusiastic than I,βbut itβll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.β She explained βWhen these machines develop such sentience, whatβs stopping them from overthrowing us?β βTreating us as slaves, like we to them now?β She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
βItβs best not to worry about these things,β I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
βThere are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!β βThat future youβre frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.β I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. βDonβt think on it now, have some faith!β I told her.
Knock knock
βNow let that sink in!β
Thought I'd treat myself.
They were made from burlap.
... it can write other words as well.
I have a eerie feeling about it.
I got it at a carb hoot sale.
I had no words to describe how angry I was
I'm the main stake holder.
It kept buying things off the internet.
Strong OP onion
Unfortunately, I had to throw it out because it was shit (ΡΠΈΡ).
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
It seemed like a good Fit.
That way I can be fast asleep.
It was on sail.
I never looked back!
'In case I get a hole in one'
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
So, I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
....I said to myself, "This changes everything."
"Buying him gave me a porpoise in life."
"Stairs don't talk!"
Joe Cocker Spaniel.
Donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...
I said because she is a pessimist.
Now she is independant.
Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
I'm the main stake holder.
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day!
