Body puns
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What is your most trendy body part?
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︎ May 29 2021
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
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︎ May 15 2021
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
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︎ May 08 2021
I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.
At least my heart was in the right place.
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
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︎ May 24 2021
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?
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︎ May 25 2021
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
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︎ May 28 2021
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today
Now I have this weird Axe scent
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︎ May 19 2021
Doctor- Your body is completely out of magnesium.
Patient- OMG!
Doctor- Exactly
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What body of water will make you sick?
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︎ May 13 2021
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
Itβs because they di-late
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
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︎ May 16 2021
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
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︎ May 17 2021
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
My wife asked, βIf someoneβs body just isnβt fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?β
I told her I think itβs worth a shot
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︎ Dec 19 2020
A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
How do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
How did the police identify the body of a dead monk?
They checked his transcen-dental records.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it...
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
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︎ Mar 08 2021
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I Think that body positivity is great.
But I'd rather have antibodies
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A book never written: "Properly Managing Body Odor"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
When you die and donate you body to science...
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︎ Jan 06 2021
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︎ Mar 14 2021
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said heβll be all right.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Introducing the fauna of the human body
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call a unidentified body after a long time?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
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︎ May 10 2021
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
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︎ May 18 2021
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
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︎ Apr 16 2021
How do you call someone with no body and a nose
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call a nose with no body?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
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