I noticed that our gas burner was accidentally left on for a few hours

So I said to my girlfriend β€œlooks like someone forgot to turn off the stove” and she promptly reminded me that I was indeed the last to use it.

I looked at the burner and then back at her and said β€œso this is gaslighting”.

Pretty proud of myself for that one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colinb13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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Can you help me come up with some jokes for a mental health workshop?

I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/versung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I am a do it yourselfer. I WAS working on a homemade sunscreen project but set it aside...

I put it on the back burner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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