A list of puns related to "At Zoo"
It was bread in captivity.
“It was bread in captivity."
There was a sign that said do not feed animals.
So i didn't.
It was otter chaos!
It was bread in captivity.
Because he’s the mane attraction.
That shit was bananas.
12 people have been treated for turd debris burns.
I loved it and couldn’t get my eyes off of it so I decided to frame it to the wall in the living room next to my wife’s photo. And since she wasn’t okay with having a pig’s photo hanging next to hers, obviously, she was angry at me,
“You’re not hanging that creepy photo in this house sir” she said.
To which I replied “Well, honey, I don’t think you see it”.
“See what?!” She asked.
“The pig picture” I said.
Must be a deaf leopard.
I think she's a keeper
When we finally got to the giraffes, I didn't say anything.
My kids asked if I couldn't come up with another joke.
I said, "No. Giraffe humor is just too high-brow."
His job is to circumcise the elephants. His wage isn't much but the tips are huge.
Then it clicked.
It is now called the Tits and Asses Pavilion.
It took me 2 minutes of talking to her to realise she's a keeper.
It's the bear minimum
There was pandamoanium.
Press Release:
Animal conservatory staff gave police descriptions of the suspect who flung feces from the marsupial and antelope enclosures at a visiting Yogi.
If it doesn’t sound true then it’s a croc.
Because they are appealing!
The zoo director was reluctant to purchase one because they are very aggressive birds, but the first was so well behaved he actually purchased a second for the exhibit. After all, one good tern deserves another.
We should hear back from the Croctologist in the morning.
The tips were huge
The zookeeper told me it was bred in captivity.
He walked past in a uniform and I thought "There's a keeper."
Oh, the hue-manatee!
Koalafications!
Too many cheetahs!
Q: What zoo animals should you never play cards with?
. . . . A: The cheetahs
He had bare arms
BREAD IN CAPTIVITY
via Stephen King
It was a Shih Tzu
With a measuring tapir
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.
Me: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
My 11 y.o.: Unplug him
Me: ... You win.
Someone used it to play Rage Against The Machine. Lights out, gorilla radio.
Banned for life
Bread in captivity
It was otter chaos.
It was otter chaos.
I think shes a keeper
There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.
It’s the bear minimum
That shit was bananas.
That shit was bananas.
It was bread in captivity
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