Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
Sign at a confectionery store:
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?
A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
“Chelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied “Did you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said “No, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?
“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.
“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”
I added some pun to the sign on a broken pallet jack at work.
I saw a guy waiting at airport arrivals with a sign. I said why are you standing there with a sign that says “No one”? ....
He said “It’s for Mr Noone” you bozo.
Sign at my local pet groomer
I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails £1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...
"Once upon a time there was this
lobster..."
Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...
If you want credit go to Helen Waite
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
Saw this sign at my local Taco Bell
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"
Perhaps they were having a flash sale?
Work at Big Frog- this is our new parking sign
A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)
Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ
I had to go to the bathroom and I pointed at a sign in the distance and asked my friend, "Does that say 'Restroom'?"...
He said he didn't know, but he saw "-room", he didnt see the rest.
cheeky sign at my office potluck
There's murderers and rapist here at municipal court, and I'm here for running a stop sign?!
Gimme a brake!
(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)
I took my daughter to adopt a cat at the shelter. I was surprised we had to sign an itemized legal contract with expected costs. When I told the clerk I thought rescuing a cat would be free...
She told me ”Dad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.” I’m so proud!
A chiropractor’s sign at an event reads ‘free chair massage’.
“Chair massages? I would’ve brought mine in if I knew ahead of time.”
Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
Saw a sign at a mall kiosk recently; "Watch Batteries Installed, $5"
Couldn't help but wonder why anyone would pay to see that.
What does the sign on a strip club say at 10:00 am?
What did the two legged dog have to do at the stop sign?
I saw a sign saying “Keep children under supervision at all times” and it made me realise...
...my parenting days were over as I only had normal vision
I read the sign at the park advertising a huge easter egg hunt . . . .
My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.
I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...
There's a sale on at our local camping shop. here's what their sign says:
Come! Now is the winter of our discount tents!
I decided not to sign up for the 401k at work.
There's no way I could run that far!
The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"
"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.
I saw a help wanted sign at a store yesterday...
I turned to my girlfriend and asked "I wonder what they want help with." Needless to say, she was not as amused as I was.
The front desk at this hotel has a sign that says,
"DECLARE PETS UPON CHECK-IN"
I wonder how many dads walk in and yell "Pets!"
At my work, they keep hanging up inspirational signs. I dadd on to them.
Saw a sign at the store that said "used batteries"
I'm guessing they were free of charge.
What did the 2 legged dog have to do at the stop sign?
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