A list of puns related to "Aims"
It was a giant missed stake.
Transcend dental medication
You just need to throw yourself at the ground - and miss.
Chemistry
Never mind it'll fly over your head
To make the "p" silent
surehecan
..Discus
Iβm pleased to say I hit one of them
but does anyone know a sniper?
Boobs on the moon 2024
I'm planning to give it a shot, though.
But my aim is getting much better.
But, her aim is getting better.
Bc no one ever Chevyβd a river
Itβs a dart board on the ceiling
Hebrews
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
I am proud to say I hit one of them
-Gary delaney
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!
(gravity falls, anyone?)
An arigator
But theres too many drawbacks
But her aim is starting to improve.
But her aim is getting better!
But her aim is getting better!
But her aim is getting better
But her aim is getting better!
but her aim is getting better
But her aim is getting better!,
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