Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
Santa addresses his herd
I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jul 30 2018
Girlfriend sarcastically addresses me as "Captain".
Me: You're absolutely right. I'm the captain of the ship.
Girlfriend: What ship?
Me: The relationship.
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οΈ Oct 13 2015
Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
My street sign from a previous address:
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
My son asked what our IP address was.
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
What does a house wear? Address
ποΈ 35
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
The order for this countertop has no address
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
What does a house wear ?
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address
Guess it was an anonymous tip
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
My five year old son βs dad in training comment when asked βwhatβs your address?β
Dad, Iβm not a girl, I donβt wear dresses!
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οΈ Aug 10 2020
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
I bought my friend an Elephant for her room...
She said "thanks". I said "don't mention it"
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to βYlerβ. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
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οΈ May 13 2020
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
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οΈ May 12 2020
Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.
Still made it to my door.
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οΈ Jan 31 2020
Helping the postman get this to the correct address
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Dec 28 2019
If toilets had an address, what would it be called?
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οΈ Feb 16 2020
Chuck Norris' email address:
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οΈ Dec 11 2019
Whatβs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
What did the postman get his wife for her birthday?
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
The address for this whale watching company
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οΈ Aug 29 2019
"We have a few things that need addressing."
Me: Is one of them a salad?
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οΈ Sep 30 2019
I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book
because he was under the rock
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οΈ May 13 2019
What does a house wear?
Address
Edit: Wow! I never thought my first award would be for a dad joke. Thanks anonymous redditor.
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οΈ Jul 24 2019
Let's address the elephant in the room.
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οΈ Sep 28 2018
Where is the best place to go pee?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Sep 02 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To talk to the idiot.
knock knock
Whoβs there?
The chicken.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ May 28 2020
Here's something that needs addressing..!
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Apr 29 2019
Have it delivered to the Get Cheeseburger address.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Aug 30 2018
My son asked me what our IP address was.
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ Aug 10 2019
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 50
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 596
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οΈ Sep 06 2020
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
What does a female house wear?
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
What did the house wear on her date?
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 83
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 37
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
My son asked me what our IP address was.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Sep 10 2019
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 43
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οΈ Sep 09 2020
What does a house wear?
ποΈ 108
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
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