"It’s pasture bedtime!”
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
He couldn’t see that well
Attire
She didn’t see that well.
Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.
If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
Attire
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So, I took my gloves off.
I was asked to compare English to French. Well, that's just like comparing grapes to raisins
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
It's pastor bedtime
It's because he spoke parcel-tongue.
But I made Medium Rare.
I said, I nailed it.
'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'
You’re probably dyslexic
Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.
It’s called the iChart
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
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