Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My sister might as well be a Dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpneufeld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Well, next year we'll be able to say

"hindsight is 2020".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/applewithacape
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Well he must be from Boston..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9xbuddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Well, to be honest

I'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immonkeydluffy99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Well I guess it must be the year of the dog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwenger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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A man walks into a doctors office. β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. β€œIt’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. β€œBlimey!” Says the doctor, β€œhow do your trousers fit?” β€œLike a glove.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenTranslator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Well, it can be annoying.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Studies can be pun as well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamees007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reborn0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Well, to be frank...

I’d have to change my name!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Glass urns coming to the market now. How well they will sell? Remains to be seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Well, I always try to be positive about the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTTYDfan1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Well.. I don't think there is many worse things to be inspired by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."

Suspended sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Son: what's that in the beer glass on the mantle? Me: well, that's your uncle Frank that's where he wanted his remains. It was his favourite beer stein. He always said it would be funny, never got why.

Son: maybe it's so he could be a frank in stein? Me: Dammit Frank!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boon904
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.

You cannot be Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpugh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I asked.

"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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My brothers hate me and my mom might well be on her way to disowning me because I told them the Flash didn't need to get shocked by lighting...

since he was already Barry fast.

^(sighs)

My dad however, is very proud of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leonoraMTY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Why can houses never be perfect? Well, they wouldn’t be good if they were floor-less would they?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepepperysalmon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said β€œhe must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.

https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USMC0317
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I was never able to spell well, so this one is mine. He shall be named Fill, and he shall be mine. imgur.com/PDxyta8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiggyFigster
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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May not be a Dad yet, but got the little sister pretty well with this one imgur.com/a/1riYV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weewwwwww_sweiton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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Well, those seem to be pretty JAMMED in there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2012
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The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"

"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachlasso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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He might as well be a dad now

So it is my birthday today and I go by the nickname cuttss everywhere. I see a notification about a friend saying happy birthday on facebook and I see this...

"Happy birthday Cuttss, I hope it's a sharp one!"

Groans were had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuttss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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You know.. my legs may be getting older. Knee's aren't doing as well as I'd like. But I have to hand it to them, they've supported me almost my entire life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandJA1
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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I got my 5yo really good. I might be a single mother, but my father taught me well.

My 5yo daughter came running up to me after playing at the park on a very sunny day. Her: "Mommy, I'm thirsty." Me: "Hi thirsty, my name's mommy. What can I do for you?" Her: "No Mommy! I'm not thirsty! I'M THIRSTY!" Me: "Now you're not making any sense." She promptly let out a groan and stomped away.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Well to be frank

I'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/71397334
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Well to be frank...

I’d have to change my name

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgmanflash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Well, to be Frank...

I'd have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Well, to be frank,

I'd have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Well, to be frank.

I'd have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDVYN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door."

"Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the jerk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Well, to be Frank...

I'd have to change my name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheazer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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