No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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And the award for the best neck ware goes to....

Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie.

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What do you call a canine working at a ware house?

A Warewolf

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📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why is Trojan ware harmful to your computer?

Shouldn’t it be extra protection?

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Andre Ware

Last night I got my wife to giggle just a bit with this one. We were watching the Super Bowl and I noted that

They should really be aware of where Ware is at all times. He can wear out an offensive line.

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👤︎ u/Theeclat
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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As a dad, our favorite joke which my 4.5 year old twin boys is "look under there, under "ware." Classic :) orionsmason.wordspot.com
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👤︎ u/Clint205
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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A warewolf
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There's many ways "werewolf" can be interpreted.
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👤︎ u/peepeebigg
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a wolf who owns a shop?

A ware wolf

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📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Uh, where? Wolf.
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👤︎ u/ddh85
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!

It is a ware!

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What do you call a large dog that meditates?

Aware wolf!

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👤︎ u/peetlloyd
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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I just discovered r/dadjokes today

I've been browsing it all day and annoying my family by reading every post out to them.

After enough torture the app stopped working.

I told them "Aww the app crashed...

I guess it wasn't a very good driver."

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👤︎ u/Tater8q3
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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There was a massive cyber attack recently, the government is still looking for the hacker

I think he ran some ware

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👤︎ u/dolizcny
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I made a silverware pun awhile back. Thought I'd share it.

Some guy waring silver drawers came up to me and told me to go fork myself. That wasn't very knife of him to say but spoon I shall get my revenge.

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👤︎ u/KissTDss
📅︎ Dec 02 2017
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What do you call a hardware store that is rabid at night?

A Ware-house

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My computer is only showing ads for American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, GAP and Cheesecake Factory.

I think it's infected with Mall-ware

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What do you call the owner of a bicycle store?

A spokesperson

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How do bicycle salesmen get from one house to the next?

They pedal their wares.

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How does a doggo store leftovers?

With pupper-ware.

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Kids: Can we eat with grandpa?

Grandpa: No... You have to eat with silver ware!

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👤︎ u/sWoornFury
📅︎ Aug 30 2013
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Dad joked my coworkers the other day.

I was cleaning out the fridge at work and noticed some of the tuper ware had dates on them. Me "hey you, thanks for dating your food" Them "ayy no problem" Me "when are you guys getting married??"

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👤︎ u/ralfret626
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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Girlfriend's dad said this while in the Maritimes

Where do lobsters go to repair their shells?

Homard-ware.

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What do you call a wolf selling items?

A ware wolf

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👤︎ u/7598024
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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