Can't stop The Doors unless?
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My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...
I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.
She says I have a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......
Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.
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︎ May 08 2020
Unless sweet is your thing.
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
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︎ May 03 2020
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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︎ Sep 29 2018
A dad joke is a dad joke. Unless it's corny.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Unless they wanted to be a rock star
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'
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︎ Sep 30 2019
A communist joke isnβt funny unless everyone gets it.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Some foods shouldn't mix, unless it's a pun-wich -- from r/AskReddit
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Growing up I couldnβt do math unless I was sitting in someoneβs lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that Iβm older...
I canβt count on anyone
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︎ Aug 23 2019
Self-depreciation jokes are never funny unless youβre stupid, like me.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
My wife threatened to leave me unless I stopped quoting Totoβs Africa
I told her itβs going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I canβt sleep unless I have a fan on
I think itβs a pretty chill way to sleep
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︎ Mar 08 2019
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︎ Sep 29 2018
Jokes about communism arenβt funny unless everybody posts them.
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︎ Sep 29 2018
You'll never lose with Mr. Nguyen. Unless he's with Mr. Ngo...
...then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
My wife threatened to leave me unless I stopped constantly playing 80βs music.
I told her to wake me up before you go go.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.
We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Nobody goes to the library anymore unless it's after lunch
and that's only to see the readers digest.
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︎ Sep 27 2017
My wife said she'd leave me unless I stop constantly singing Oasis songsβ¦
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︎ Nov 17 2016
Unacceptable to laugh at your own jokes UNLESS they're dad jokes.
Walking out of a cafe behind my lady friend. She tells me to close the door behind me after reading a sign requesting so. I'm already out the door and past the point of no return. The door is ever so slightly cracked open. "Eh, closed enough."
Then I shout laughed to make sure she got it.
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︎ Sep 10 2014
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
jokes about communism arent funny, unless everyone gets them
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︎ Oct 24 2017
Jokes about communism arenβt funny unless everyone reposts them.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Communist jokes arenβt funny unless everyone gets it.
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