Can't stop The Doors unless?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurotech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...

I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluffyBearHugs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......

Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Unless sweet is your thing.

If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinStrict
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacklfitz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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A dad joke is a dad joke. Unless it's corny.

Then it's popcorn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?

Good gnus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Unless they wanted to be a rock star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oknopesookok
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Don't open unless you want to see a spoiler imgur.com/gRz1U8Q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'

Those idiot firemen....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherryTad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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A communist joke isn’t funny unless everyone gets it.

change our mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faix_pass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Some foods shouldn't mix, unless it's a pun-wich -- from r/AskReddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catwhatcat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Growing up I couldn’t do math unless I was sitting in someone’s lap. When I was younger it was never a problem finding someone that would let me sit on their lap, but now that I’m older...

I can’t count on anyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Self-depreciation jokes are never funny unless you’re stupid, like me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvorDude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I stopped quoting Toto’s Africa

I told her it’s going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I can’t sleep unless I have a fan on

I think it’s a pretty chill way to sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlieb2007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everybody posts them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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You'll never lose with Mr. Nguyen. Unless he's with Mr. Ngo...

...then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zelanor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I stopped constantly playing 80’s music.

I told her to wake me up before you go go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.

We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Nobody goes to the library anymore unless it's after lunch

and that's only to see the readers digest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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My wife said she'd leave me unless I stop constantly singing Oasis songs…

I said maybe.

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Unacceptable to laugh at your own jokes UNLESS they're dad jokes.

Walking out of a cafe behind my lady friend. She tells me to close the door behind me after reading a sign requesting so. I'm already out the door and past the point of no return. The door is ever so slightly cracked open. "Eh, closed enough."

Then I shout laughed to make sure she got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumGuzzler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punintentonally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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jokes about communism arent funny, unless everyone gets them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeislie49
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everyone reposts them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob804
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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