I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
Rick Astley will give you all the movies from his Pixar collection except one
His never gonna give you Up
I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one
It was our last resort...
Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."
I’m in great shape except for my pudgy midsection.
I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except the weight lifting...
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
I went to cake shop and all the cakes were £1 except one which was £3...
I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"
It was around Christmas and I had bought gifts for everyone except my parents.
I had no idea what to get them. But after a long brainstorming I finally decided to get the a new fridge.
It's was actually so satisfying to see their faces lit up as they opened it.
Except when he's with a gun.....then he'd be gunning
My wife’s body is perfect in every way except that she wears glasses.
It’s okay though. I’m willing to look past that.
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
When I die my wish is to be cremated except for my funny bone
That way my humerus with my family forever.
They say I before E except after C.
Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing
the prize is a lot crappier...literally.
All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.
Unless they teach science.
Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.
That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
I used to have a calendar that was normal except September 11 was made of sandpaper.
My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,
"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.
He died recently surrounded by his family.
My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
You can say 'hi' to everyone on a plane except one...
Ran into Rick Astley. He gave me his entire Pixar collection, except one of them.
He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."
Everywhere else it’s July 24 except the UK
where it’s the end of May.
I posted the Knitler picture and puns followed, except they didn't consider some puns
I'll talk about any number except zero.
Asked my French roommate the English vowels except e,a.
nothing to add to this except enjoy !
Everyone has the 4th of July off except fire
Fireworks on the 4th of July
I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any title from his collection of Pixar movies except one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
Courtesy of my dad, of course
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
I before E except after C doesn't always apply...
Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his movies except for one...
He’s never gonna give you Up
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
Did you know Rick Astley was a huge Pixar fan? He will lend you any movie except one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I before E, except after C.
This has been disproved by science.
I was in a shop where all the cakes were £1. Except one that was £1.50...
The shop keeper said that's Madeira Cake
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