Leave Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Leave Out"

Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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👤︎ u/BilhoeBaggins
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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I went out to my car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why do the British leave out the ‘t’ in ‘bottle’?

The tea’s implied

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👤︎ u/InFinnity1203
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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The Monkees are touring Switzerland and my wife threatened to leave me unless we flew out there to see them. I thought she was joking.......

Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 08 2020
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When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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👤︎ u/misspokeycat
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.

I said: "There's the door."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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I dont know why my neighbor leaves all his grapes out to dry

He says he has a lot of raisins.

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👤︎ u/matrose9
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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My son says I can't leave the house on a skateboard made out of a human leg.

But I'm going out on a limb and do it anyway.

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👤︎ u/kalenrb
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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If you leave a pear out too long does it turn into a parrot?

Just randomly thought of this, hope it's good and at least moderately original (ik there's a lot of pear puns in general)

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👤︎ u/Drood100
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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👤︎ u/mittenshape
📅︎ May 02 2019
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As I sat on my chair sipping my cup of tea, my son came out searching for me only to leave the room without seeing me.

As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"

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👤︎ u/gigler198
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.

Just raisin awareness.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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You know, there are many good reasons why you shouldn't leave your cloning device out in the woods

But the obvious bears repeating.

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👤︎ u/nine_legged_stool
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves

But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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👤︎ u/DrFabulous0
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Slammogram
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves

I'm really annoyed. And this is just the tip of the iceberg!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances....

I said "There's the door"

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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