My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?
Why did they bury the sick box underground?
During the pandemic, I plan to build a new underground shelter to live in.
People tend to be buried underground because...
They feel like it has a deeper meaning.
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
I would tell you a joke about an underground water pump...
Sending germs to the underground
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
How did god turn a man into an underground jail cell?
He said, “Low and be hold.”
I have a fear of being in a crowded vehicle and going through underground passages
My doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
What do you call Asians who live underground?
My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...
I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.
When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts
Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
People who install underground cables...
Are very good at burying the lead.
Been looking to change careers. Maybe something in underground drilling.
Just not sure I want a boring job though.
What do you call an underground train full of clever people?
I took the underground train to a sandwich shop today.
Underground House Music
"This review says they have the best underground house music in all of Miami"
Dad: "Is that called the foundation?"
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
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