My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
Where do the dead go to party?
Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?
Why did they bury the sick box underground?
During the pandemic, I plan to build a new underground shelter to live in.
People tend to be buried underground because...
They feel like it has a deeper meaning.
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
What's got three legs...
...a yellow belly, a red back, lives underground, and eats rocks?
A Three Legged Yellow Bellied Red Back Rock Eater!
I would tell you a joke about an underground water pump...
Sending germs to the underground
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?
A woman is at her deceased father's funeral.
The man sitting next to her asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"Absolutely", she responds. So the man walks up to the podium and clears his throat.
"Plethora" he says. Then he comes and sits back down. "Thank you", the woman says. "That means a lot."
I dropped the perfect terrible pun at work last winter...
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
How did god turn a man into an underground jail cell?
He said, “Low and be hold.”
What do you call Asians who live underground?
I have a fear of being in a crowded vehicle and going through underground passages
My doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...
I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.
When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts
Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
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