What do u call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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What do u call an emo artist in Hawaii?

A tropical depression

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Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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What do u call a lobster in jail?

a mobster

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[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Python119
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ah frued..when u say one thing but you meant amother
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/exactlyfuturistic
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2000โ€™s kids are generation Z and 80โ€™s-90โ€™s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deaderson
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...

"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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Inspired by u/Childhoodcocaine.. Sonic The Hitchcock.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awesome_smokey
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If you told me you were a U-shaped stringed instrument

Well, then Iโ€™d say you were a lyre.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
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Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chrisj1616
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mortambulist
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Originally posted by u/UnidentifiedSpecie
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SilentBlackout_
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What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/granolaa_15
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Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedLeader11037
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I need an adult, pls & thank u
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MomentImmortalizer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Credits to u/plat_playya
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sixDwaffle
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bentnotbroken96
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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If police pull over a U-Haul van

did they bust a move?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lucas_m15
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What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?

A bison

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tritoslp
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zagmut
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What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?

I donโ€™t know, it makes no sense.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/samrf1202
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Mum: I think u need a hearing test dear.

Why would I need a hairy chest?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/R3nNy22326
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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If u get it you get it
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/33billings
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
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U have been tested positive for breathtaking
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/assassin_black_dog
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Kudos to u/PriyanshuWestern131
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aadhar690
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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Full credits to u/xibang.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Invalleria
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U took my breath away
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drigana
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThackerOpinions
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How are u doing fellow cool kids
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/note_than62
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U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post โ€œ I pulled a small prank on the elevator

But it escalated quickly

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jcham28
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
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U wait till u see mine !
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
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I'm going to be working on my next dadjoke over the next few days. In the meantime, I'll keep u posted.

u

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If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Daudelin1
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loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of Americaโ€™s car bunny missions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JiminyKirket
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What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?

Dic-traitor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kestrokapil
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The U.K. lockdown is going to end...

in tiers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trendfoll
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

Itโ€™s called โ€œS Cargoโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blizzardwizard88
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After the failure of the wii u

Nintendo decided to switch things up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theswagdodo11
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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