What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
What do u call an emo artist in Hawaii?
A tropical depression
Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
What do u call a lobster in jail?
a mobster
[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
ah frued..when u say one thing but you meant amother
2000โs kids are generation Z and 80โs-90โs kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Inspired by u/Childhoodcocaine.. Sonic The Hitchcock.
If you told me you were a U-shaped stringed instrument
Well, then Iโd say you were a lyre.
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?
The pal region.
Originally posted by u/UnidentifiedSpecie
What do u call an angle that was beaten up?
A rectangle
Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
I need an adult, pls & thank u
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
Hustle, Sleuth.
If police pull over a U-Haul van
did they bust a move?
What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?
A bison
When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I donโt know, it makes no sense.
Mum: I think u need a hearing test dear.
Why would I need a hairy chest?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
U have been tested positive for breathtaking
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post โ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
But it escalated quickly
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I'm going to be working on my next dadjoke over the next few days. In the meantime, I'll keep u posted.
u
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of Americaโs car bunny missions.
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
Dic-traitor
The U.K. lockdown is going to end...
in tiers.
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
Itโs called โS Cargoโ.
After the failure of the wii u
Nintendo decided to switch things up
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
