A list of puns related to "Torn"
My lawyer said I donβt have much of a case.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
I guess Iβll have to settle for bad mitten.
He was A-frayed
Me: Are you asking me to reboot myself?
He puts them on the counter of the store and the tailor looks at them.
"Euripedes?" he asks.
"Yes," says the man. "Eumenides?"
I mean, on one hand it feels good....
He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.
The tape was tearable
The doctors say he's going to be alright.
so yeah I've had a strip tease.
Well, that's a relief.
Thanks!
Me: let me go get some tape Wife: eye roll
Dad: "Are those your church pants?"
Bro: What?
Dad: Well, they're awfully hole-y!
βEuripides?β says the tailor. βYeah, Eumenides?β replies the man.
βEuripides?β Asks the tailor
βYeah. Eumenides?β Replies the man
"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.
βEuripides?β asks the tailor. βYeah. Eumenides?β replies the man.
so yeah I've had a strip tease.
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