My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...
She relished it.
What did the burrito topping with a good workflow say?
Iβm on a roll!
I finally was chosen to picked toppings for the hot dogs!
I relished the opportunity!
I only added a few toppings on my pizza
There wasnβt mushroom
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What's a dog's favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni..
What's a Russian Emperor's favorite pizza topping?
Tsardines
Why do we put toppings on toast?
Because it tastes butter that way.
Pizzakial $25.17 - The grasp of the desirous man is beset on all sides of the obliquity of the crust and the toppings upon them.
What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?
Pho drizzle.
What's the most dishonorable pizza topping?
It is the pepperΕnin.
Whatβs a dogβs favourite pizza topping?
Pupper-oni
What is a ducks favourite topping?
Quackomole
I snuck the topping onto my son's pancakes this morning.
I did it syrup-titiously.
While teaching a new server about pizza topping options
"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeΓ±o" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."
Hot Dog Toppings
I was telling my Dad about a new hot dog stand in town and how they would put nacho cheese, pepperoni's, French's onion rings, etc. He said "I like tulips on mine." Confused I said "Tulips? What the hell?" and he pointed to his mouth and said "These two lips right here."
