What do you call the risk of tipping $50 instead of $5?
I don't know why fly tipping has such a bad rep
If I think the flies have done a good job, I'll leave them a tip, I don't care. I've heard the pay is shit.
I never get cow tipping right
Is it 15%? 20%? I can never remember, I'm a terrible cow tipper
My friend asked me if I’ve ever tried tipping a cow.
I told him I’ve never been served by a cow before.
Cow tipping is just an urban myth.
Farmers pay them a competitive wage.
My tripod keeps tipping over
I've stopped tipping the waitress at a restaurant...
She kept falling onto the people sitting next to us!
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
What do you call a tipped over cow?
I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.
My kid said he didn’t want the tri tip I bought him for dinner
So I told him if he didn’t eat, his life would be at steak
When I saw how much she tipped me...
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
Oh damn guess I get to keep my tip
I’ve got a tip for a horse in tomorrow’s big race, it’s won all its races, it’s called “dusty carpet”
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Don’t forget to tip the waitress
Want to hear a circumcision joke?
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
My friend worked at the zoo to circumcise elephants, the pay was bad but...
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
What’s a communist’s favorite thing to measure time with
I have a great safety tip for Halloween this year
Why did the egg tip the waiter
Because the food was eggcellent
Customers always ask if I take tips
But I say no since I don't like change
Son, you should always tip the waitress
Tip her, but don’t let her fall
Those tips should never be foresakeskin.
My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...
A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...
She was a very happy medium.
Feel free to help punctuate.
Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip
Do you know what he says
Put it on my bill
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
What kind of tea hits the hardest?
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
Those tips should never be foresakeskin.
I always give good tips to my waiters
"be nice to your customers"
How do you pay someone that is giving you a circumcision?
Tell em’ to keep the tip.
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
it’s just the tip of the iceberg
Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos
Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx
Don’t forget to tip your server
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