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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Barse... *taps mic "Is this thing on?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biddy_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I was a tap dancer

Until I fell in the sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.

He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Double tap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerBrutalo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Double tap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentMuscle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Tap on this picture.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikachuboiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Woke up this morning to a tap on my door

That plumber has some sense of humour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nico735
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.

Whoosh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drivecrux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Tappy tap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suomipewkele
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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*tap tap* Mic check
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassheadGamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Tap on the screen...

Tap on the screen...

I hope this is allowed here...πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Tap on the screen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I went to America once and tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...

...so I had to faucet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Tap this for a little known fact!

ᴷⁿᡒʷⁿ αΆ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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It’s a tap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxwfk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I need to tap into this power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Woke up this morning to a tap on the door

I thought, that's a funny place to put a tap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwailo27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.

I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacAtack3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Tap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Tap in the picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducanh2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Double tap on your screen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerGav09
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Double tap on your screen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Tap on picture full full thing and context
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superwedge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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There is a tap at the door.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsDontLikeFancy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The cookies at Toronto Astronomy on Tap are out of this world!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientEquivalent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Bronze cat taps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehwolf_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Crosspost from r/catTaps. A cat tap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wereallryanshere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spruitt1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Iguana Tap It
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domb95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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A wee tap on the shoulder youtube.com/watch?v=SkkTu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Would you tap that?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliotwho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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My taps got a leak
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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game of tap tap anyone?

Knock knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgomez720
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What do you call tap dancing with subtitles?

Dubstep

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Tap dancing, as an art form, never really spoke to me...

...until I learned Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Tried to learn to tap dance

But I kept falling in the sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hit_Box
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Why couldn't the NSA tap phones this past winter?

They were snowed in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogshoggoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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There was a tap on the door this morning.

My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I woke up this morning with a tap on my door.

I hired the world’s worst plumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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Woke up to a tap on the door this morning.

Funny sense of humour my plummer has.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I tried tap dancing

But I had to give it up as I kept falling into the sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/highlandnilo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2016
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