Tap on the screen
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Barse... *taps mic "Is this thing on?"
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I was a tap dancer
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck.
The man refuses at first but eventually agreed.
As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts.
Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing.
Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Double tap
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Double tap
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Tap on this picture.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door
That plumber has some sense of humour
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Tappy tap
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︎ Dec 15 2019
*tap tap* Mic check
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Tap on the screen...
Tap on the screen...
I hope this is allowed here...π
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Tap on the screen.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I went to America once and tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Tap this for a little known fact!
α΄·βΏα΅Κ·βΏ αΆ α΅αΆα΅
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Itβs a tap
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I need to tap into this power
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Woke up this morning to a tap on the door
I thought, that's a funny place to put a tap.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Tap
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Tap in the picture
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Double tap on your screen.
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︎ May 26 2017
Double tap on your screen
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︎ Apr 13 2018
Tap on picture full full thing and context
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︎ Feb 20 2019
There is a tap at the door.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The cookies at Toronto Astronomy on Tap are out of this world!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Bronze cat taps
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Crosspost from r/catTaps. A cat tap.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career...
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Iguana Tap It
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︎ Jan 26 2018
A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
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︎ May 16 2018
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︎ May 08 2018
Would you tap that?
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︎ Jan 27 2014
My taps got a leak
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︎ Jun 30 2017
game of tap tap anyone?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked
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︎ Apr 29 2018
These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
What do you call tap dancing with subtitles?
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︎ Mar 13 2017
Tap dancing, as an art form, never really spoke to me...
...until I learned Morse code.
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︎ May 22 2018
Tried to learn to tap dance
But I kept falling in the sink
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︎ Mar 07 2018
Why couldn't the NSA tap phones this past winter?
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︎ Apr 20 2014
There was a tap on the door this morning.
My plumber's got a weird sense of humour.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I woke up this morning with a tap on my door.
I hired the worldβs worst plumber.
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︎ Feb 07 2018
Woke up to a tap on the door this morning.
Funny sense of humour my plummer has.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
I tried tap dancing
But I had to give it up as I kept falling into the sink.
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︎ Jun 25 2016
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