https://tapas.io/episode/1597266
only 3 episodes rn
UPDATE: Just finished Season 3... which ended on a cliffhanger. *goes and bangs head on a table* Check out my complaints below.
EDIT: Adding a warning. DON'T ACTUALLY READ THIS SERIES! Okay, warning completed.
If you saw my post (which unexpectedly exploded) yesterday, then a lot of you know that I'm reading They Say I Was Born a King's Daughter. I just finished the second season, and I was originally was going to post my update in a comment, but then I remembered I could do a [Binge with Me] post. So here this is. Honestly, I just copied my comments on first season, made some edits, then added my thoughts on S2. Also, I will be editing this as I finish seasons. (I probably could've commented by the episode, but I realized commenting on the characters would have been far quicker.)
Also, let me know your thoughts (or complaints) if you've actually read the series.
># Season 1
I just finished the first chapter... and I'm already regretting my decision. I feel absolutely nothing for MC. Nothing (aside from bafflement).
Five Hours Later...
I finished the first season. Yeah... I'm reeally regretting my decision. I never thought it could take so long just to read 50 episodes. It hurts. It made me physically cringe too many times to count, and frustrated me a lot. But I am still alive.
Now onto my complaints.
>!What is up with this weird-as-freak world! The author can't seem to figure what they wanted to do with their setting. It's a modern fantasy with the same technological advancements, yet they somehow hadn't discovered 0 or the Pythagorean theorem. How does that even work? There's something I noticed, but why are their fashion trends so out of whack? In one chapter, the MC is wearing historical clothes, in another she's wearing fancy dresses, and in some scenes, she's wearing semi-casual clothes that can be seen today. Even the king's clothes can be weird at times. Like, a good majority of the time, he's wearing fancy clothing, but then there's that one chapter that they throw him into pretty plain civilian clothes. Like, why? There was no point to that. And it just made him harder to recognize.
And then we have the patriarchy that seems to be forgotten most of the time. Honestly, I think the author forgets that this is a major part of the setting since they only seem to bring it up when they want the MC to look good. For a world that degrades
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Edit: Oh god I just noticed the title, 'been seen being used'. Christ.
I'll start with one I've been noticing lately.
I might get some flack for this, but in the isekai genr- wait, please stay with me, I'm going somewhere with this- there's been two sort of 'trends' that I've been appreciating.
The first, rather than having a specific series or story in mind, is just the rising use of, 'you are not the only person who has been reincarnated into this world'. In increasingly more stories with isekai elements, this has been a rather refreshing twist for me. I personally dislike the hand wave by an author of 'well, this person is just the smartest, or more chosen person, and that's why they are the hero, not through their own merit'. So when a story introduces, 'hey, you aren't special, here's another person just like you', I always like that. Further, it brings into question, 'why were you, specifically you, brought into this world, and why are you special'. Just tickles my fancy. Also lets the author introduce different perspectives. Some heroes want to return to their old world, others don't, for very valid reasons. Sometimes this will be interesting. Other times its just two neckbeards shouting platitudes and is about as ideologically hollow as... god there are too many current political examples to pick from so I'll just let you think of one in your head and say its that. Spicy, I know. Not all stories which use this trope are 10/10, but it brings a 4/10 -> 6/10 for me.
My favorite right now is probably the spin-off series of Slime Tensei, Tensura Diary That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, wherein the main character is just a teacher for children who are themselves, heroes transported from another world. But also they're just kids, so it gets to be unreasonably cute.
The other is the 'I was reborn as a villainous' genre. This is a sort of gender flipped version of the original story, except in more ways than one. Rather than being reborn as an 'over-powered-awesome-self-insert-character', this follows the story of usually some hapless worker drone who read too many trashy light novels got hit by a truck, and found herself in one of those stories. Except, she isn't the heroine, but the villain, and in stories like these, she'd be lucky if being kicked out of the kingdom is all that happens to her. There are variations within t
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(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Hello, this is Team Tapas.
The review of both stores of version 3.12.0 has been completed, and the store update is currently in We would like to inform you about the progress.
Details related to the 3.12.0 version update of Bistro Heroes.
* Please note that the display may be delayed depending on the store update status on some devices.
Below are the patch notes for version 3.12.0.
Season 2 Weekly Dungeon Reorganization
In each zone, some normal stages will be changed to bonus stages where you get a lot of rewards without fighting.
In this bonus stage, you can receive the same amount of gems as before, along with gold, ether, and artifact fragments to help you grow.
If you have already cleared the stage before the update, the difference between the pre-change and post-change rewards will be paid by mail.
Weekly boss dungeon reorganization
During the weekly boss dungeon, Rita's journal and season 2 system have been changed as follows.
Stage configuration
- Existing: Multiple bosses and normal monster stages appeared.
- After: Only one boss appears. (Boss changes weekly)
Difficulty
- Existing: Determined in proportion to the average combat power just before the reset.
- After: Changed in proportion to the party's average combat power at the time of entry.
compensation
- Existing: Determined in proportion to the average combat power just before the reset. The total reward is split for each stage.
- After: Determined in proportion to the average combat power just before the reset. However, in the case of Season 2, the total amount of compensation is determined based on the layout with the largest amount of total compensation among existing layouts. The amount of compensation is applied to one boss.
postal rewards
If some boss dungeon stages have already been completed, completed, or have not been completed before the update, postal rewards will be paid after the update according to conditions below.
A. If you have not progressed through the stage before the update or after the reset date
There is no postal reward, and you can proceed with the changed weekly dungeon.
B. If only some stages were performed before the update or after the reset date
You will receive the difference between the changed weekly dungeon rewards and the rewards you have already received by mail, and you will be treated as if you have already cleared the weekly dungeon for that week.
***C. When all stages have
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Let me tell you about my friend John the Spaniard, and how his tale relates to Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas.
I've known John since high school, and he was always a normal dude. His parents are both Spanish immigrants, and he grew up in a bilingual home. Yet he never basked in his Spanish identity, to the point where I jokingly questioned whether he could speak Spanish at all one night when a group of us were out drinking. (He can, and by all accounts sounds much like a native speaker.)
Then one summer he went to Spain to visit his relatives, and when he returned he was Juan the Spaniard.
Suddenly he decked himself in full Spanish regalia, spoke excitedly about Real Madrid and Barcelona, and expressed his fervent desire to meet a girl "from the old country." My friend, who had never even mentioned his heritage in all the years I knew him, started holding court about how people from places like Galicia were different and had traditional values. He spoke of Basques and jai alai, and how friendly the people of Madrid are. He surfed dating sites, filtering for Spanish girls only. He made a new habit of speaking glowingly about his mom's paella and raved about local restaurants that served "authentic tapas."
He even began calling me "Don Stephanos el Griego," as if I too had become some delusional twat bathing in saccharine nostalgia for a country I've never lived in.
And when Spain won the world cup in 2010, Juan spewed buckets of nationalistic jizz in celebration, crowing about it for weeks, flying a Spanish flag from his car and wearing jerseys of his favorite players from Spain's national team.
Yet there was a curious element to all this.
Some of the people in our circle of friends wanted to go to Spain, and wanted John to go with them for obvious reasons: He's fluent, he apparently knows his way around, can take them off the beaten path to places tourists don't go, and he's got family there.
Strangely, John didn't want to go back to "his" country.
After a surprising amount of arm-twisting he agreed, and eventually it became clear why he didn't want to go: In the US, he was Juan the Spaniard, the most Spanish guy you know, the epitomy of Spanish-ness. But in Spain he was Cousin John from America, John the American, Johnny Apple Pie. In Spain, his Spanish identity vanished quicker than a prospective nanny upon learning the job is to care for the Baldwinito brood.
**I am convinced this is the reason why Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas does not seem t
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We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Mans living the dream making 20k+ a month from patreon (not including tapas) writing one chapter a week. I know im way oversimplifying the work but congratulation, very impressive for a (relatively) new author and well deserved. Keep up the good work!
P.S. anyone know if patroon donations is taxable income? Curious
