What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
Why was the man frustrated at the ballpoint pens sorted in columns?
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
What sort of music did cave men listen to?
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
What sort of bees make milk?
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
What do you get if you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”?
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
The churches in Las Vegas
Did You Know…
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
Did you hear about the man that got sick from eating a bag of liquorice a day?
I knew a guy who collected watches
He would link them all together into a sort of belt — I thought it was a waist of time.
For those who sort by new
I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...
On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"
The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."
What people who sort by new are
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
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