My son is saving his money for an Icee.
What do you say to a math problem you are saving for tomorrow?
I thought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
Saving this for when I become a dad
Look at that flock of cows over there
Herd of cows
Of course I've heard of cows theres a flock of them right over there.
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.
He said the times they were a-changin’.
Finally adjusted my clocks for dalylight savings
No time like the present!
There is a fine line between saving and killing
My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes
I’m saving up to finally get LASIK on my eyes next year.
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!
Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.
Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
What do you call clown that is good at saving money?
Been saving this one for a rainy day!
Star Wars 7PM show last night, a dad behind me was saving four seats with his daughter...
...and every time someone approached him he repeated "these aren't the seats you're looking for."
My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.
I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.
I've put all of my savings into a door hanging company.
There's alot hinging on its sucess.
Before my dad died, he spent all his savings on a bunch of outrageously expensive toupees.
He said they were my inhairitance.
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
I've just spent all my savings on the world's largest bottle of Tipp-Ex
What did Superman's dad say after they thanked him for saving Krypton?
I’ve been saving my ult for this moment
I invested my child’s savings into coffee
It’s a hot commodity right now.
Has anyone seen Pornhub’s Bee saving event?
I know there will bee a lot of puns and will for sure create a lot of buzz
I decided to put my savings into a boomerang business. Guaranteed return on investment.
I checked my savings account yesterday....
It wasn't very interesting.
My gambling addicted brother has been missing for a while. Last we saw him he lost his life savings in a game of poker.
I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?
I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
Just posted my usual rant against Daylight Saving Time on Twitter
I remember back before daylight savings times,
Oh how times have changed....
It turns out that saving money on low wattage light bulbs was not the brightest idea.
I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
I invested my life savings into buying horses
its always good to invest in a stable market.
My bank is no longer offering its new savings account
Everyone should get a savings account with $1 in it
Where does frosty deposits his savings?
My money saving habits don't work
I've always kept our savings hidden in one of our board games, but decided to go out and buy a lockbox.
Venetian blinds were a life saving invention.
Without them, it would have been curtains for all of us.
Thanks dad...
I'm saving money for new shrubs out front
Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings
No time like the present!
What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?
The Times They Are a-Changin'
They finally had that meeting regarding daylight savings
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