I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
I want to open a bar next to CERN so I can sell a piña colada called "The Large Hadron Colada".
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I'm going to sell my Hoover
It's just collecting dust.
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
Someone told me you sell owls.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
What do you call someone who sells knock-off handbags?
Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
What does a pirate do when he wants to sell all his stuff?
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Why Kia doesn't sell cars in Finland?
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
What did Elijah Wood name his shop that sells only bells?
You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?
Because it's just a bust.
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
Do you know why Aldi’s doesn’t sell its own brand of nuts?
Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Want to know how to sell a duck to someone who is hard of hearing?
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
I used to sell skewers for a living
things were always sharp and to the point
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
I had to sell my Hoover today.
It was just collecting dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell produce are grocer
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
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