I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Hersheyβs and Ikea have joined together to sell a chocolate pet.
Just picked up a KΓ―t KaΓ‘t. Now to put it together...
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My wife raises animals and also sells medicines
She's a farmercist
(based on a true story)
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︎ Feb 16 2021
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
That's it !!! I'm boycotting any store that sells stuff....
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I'm going to sell my Hoover
It's just collecting dust.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Someone told me you sell owls.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What does a pirate do when he wants to sell all his stuff?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call someone who sells knock-off handbags?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why Kia doesn't sell cars in Finland?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldnβt work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
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︎ Sep 26 2020
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What did Elijah Wood name his shop that sells only bells?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?
Because it's just a bust.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I decided to sell my vacuum...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I had to sell my Hoover today.
It was just collecting dust.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Iβve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
Itβs just collecting dust.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell produce are grocer
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
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