A list of puns related to "Rug"
Don't worry man, I got you covered.
...carpet cleaner?
It's a cherished air-loom in my family.
It was a pour decision
Turns out it was a toupee made in China.
Itβs my car pet.
The Meat Ball
Her retirement is looming.
Theyβre steaming mad at dirt.
He's a car-pet.
His motto is βcarpet diemβ
He responded with, "Because that's how I roll"
Because it was floored.
Because pawsession is nine-tenths of the law
Carpet Diem
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I call it the "Kessel Runner".
"Shedding?" she asked. "Yeah. It's like barning but smaller." That's the biggest groan I've gotten out of her yet.
They were all carpet bombed. Since then there's been a blanket ban on them.
Me: I like this rug! What do you think?
My dad: It's very... rugged.
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