If a person goes to Australia and puts on a costume to look like a roo.

Would it be a Kanga-ruse?

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Koo Koo Kanga Roo Dad Jokes Music Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81aUMeTMQ4

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The ol' dad joke-a-roo

answering a question on Jeopardy

Me: What are dates?

Me: farts

Wife: That's gross.

Me: Yeah, I don't like dates either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drafterman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....

..... oof !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Never trust an Australian zookeeper.

There's always some kind of roos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?

Fake Roos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thierryornery
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I love it when I dadjoke my dad

Dad and I are on a fishing trip and we have to get up pretty early. My dad was feeling tired and at the breakfast table says "I am just so bagged". To which I replied "I guess that makes you a Baghdad". He never saw it coming.

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What do you call two kangaroos who live together?

Roo-mates!

Somehow this one has never been posted on here.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Bad knock-knock joke #5

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

It's kangaROO, stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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So I go to the zoo with my dad...

We're in the Australian zone and my dad turns to me and asks, "What do baby kangaroo brothers call each other?"

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"Roo-mates."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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I let my father name my teddy bear...

When I was 4 or 5 my family went on vacation. I took my favourite teddy bear, Blue Ted. I unfortunately left Blue Ted at the hotel or somewhere in the town we were staying at. My father when we got home brought me a new bear and called it Roo Ted. (Rooted meaning screwed or fucked in Australia) I did not catch on to the joke for many years and introduced my bear as rooted to everyone I met. My father to this day thinks this is the most hilarious joke/prank he has ever made.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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