Roomba Puns

A list of puns related to "Roomba"

My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/dingogordy
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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I'm thinking of selling my Roomba

It's just collecting dust...

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👤︎ u/ralmeida
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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I've decided to sell my roomba,

It was just collecting dust anyway.

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👤︎ u/LittlePickleLoL
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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My Roomba was broken, so I tried to fix it on my own.

Now it sucks even more.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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My wife: “Oh, the Roomba found a hair-band.”

Me: “Stryper, or Wyld Stallyns?”

Her: https://i.imgur.com/R4IXWbX.jpg

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👤︎ u/castillar
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Did you hear about the dust bunny that fell in love with a roomba?

It was swept away

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👤︎ u/BaronVonAwesome007
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair...

Just because I bought a Roomba

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👤︎ u/snoandsk88
📅︎ May 27 2021
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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

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👤︎ u/EternalHelixMP
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...

"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"

He avoided me for the rest of the day.

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👤︎ u/someauthor
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Q:What did the Vacuum say when it saw a couple making out?

A:"Get a Roomba, you two!

Credit to my little sister.

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👤︎ u/canadahuntsYOU
📅︎ Dec 29 2016
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My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house, and all the animals started viciously attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why is my cat terrified of the roomba?

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyFishBus
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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