My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I'm thinking of selling my Roomba

It's just collecting dust...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralmeida
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I've decided to sell my roomba,

It was just collecting dust anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittlePickleLoL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My Roomba was broken, so I tried to fix it on my own.

Now it sucks even more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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My wife: β€œOh, the Roomba found a hair-band.”

Me: β€œStryper, or Wyld Stallyns?”

Her: https://i.imgur.com/R4IXWbX.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/castillar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Did you hear about the dust bunny that fell in love with a roomba?

It was swept away

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair...

Just because I bought a Roomba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoandsk88
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalHelixMP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...

"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"

He avoided me for the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someauthor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Q:What did the Vacuum say when it saw a couple making out?

A:"Get a Roomba, you two!

Credit to my little sister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadahuntsYOU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house, and all the animals started viciously attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why is my cat terrified of the roomba?

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyFishBus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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