[OC ]If Mike Rowe had a big brother, what would his name be?
My Crow Micro'd Mike Rowe
For some reason, my employees keep thinking I'm Mike Rowe.
They're always telling me to "stop Mike Rowe managing" them.
I don't even look like him.
How does Mike Rowe (Host of Dirty Jobs) cook most of his meals?
Robin Williams Dad Jokes Mike Rowe
Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:
The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an “Ahh...shit!,” a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, “No, I believe that’s coffee. Shit’s the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.”
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Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
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You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
What do you call birds that stick together?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear “I’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
I ate too many rowing paddles
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...
...no noose is good news.
I had a friend named Lisa.
She was on the rowing team for my school. Know why?
Lisa Kudrow
My 🚣♀️ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
What disease do old pirates dread most?
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
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