My Crow Micro'd Mike Rowe
How does Mike Rowe (Host of Dirty Jobs) cook most of his meals?
For some reason, my employees keep thinking I'm Mike Rowe.
They're always telling me to "stop Mike Rowe managing" them.
I don't even look like him.
Robin Williams Dad Jokes Mike Rowe
Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:
The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an “Ahh...shit!,” a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, “No, I believe that’s coffee. Shit’s the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.”
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One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I don’t really mind sitting on the left or right of a rowing boat.
Rowing is a rigger-ous sport
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
So I'm not fat but I tried the rowing machine
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].
I told her she had to choose one oar the other.
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
The guy from dirty jobs is so talented!
In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.
You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear “I’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
What do you call birds that stick together?
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
There were 2 ancient soldiers on a boat escaping Greece.
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
I ate too many rowing paddles
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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