Mac Rowe.
They're always telling me to "stop Mike Rowe managing" them.
I don't even look like him.
In his Mike-Rowe-Wave.
Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:
The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an “Ahh...shit!,” a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, “No, I believe that’s coffee. Shit’s the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.”
It must be the high Mercury content.
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It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
A receding hare line
But I bottled it.
Velcrows!
It was There and Beck again.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
Or is it an either oar situation?
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Their next car is Elon gated.
The punchline
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
A riposte!
Corvid 19.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Icy dead people.
Too many Loggins attempts.
...no noose is good news.
A receding Hareline
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
MikeRoweWave
Arrrrrrrrthritis.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
A Barbercue!
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
It’s created a real division in our home.
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
Must be the high Mercury content.
It must be the high Mercury content.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
Must be the high Mercury content.
It must be the high Mercury content.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
