25 Hilarious Reached Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.

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👤︎ u/decentname99

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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👤︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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I really wanted to be there for the birth of my child. I drove like an idiot and almost got into an accident. But when I reached the hospital, I found out it was all for nothing.

I was dad on arrival.

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👤︎ u/busterpkeaton

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Sep 08 2020

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A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top

I said “it’s all downhill from here!”

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👤︎ u/ATexanHobbit

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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I would make a joke about the lowest temperature that can be reached

But there is absolute zero need or want for it.

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👤︎ u/spafinmebath

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.

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👤︎ u/huxley0721

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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I met my partner after we both reached for the same rifle scope.

You know what they say, love at first sight.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.

I felt his presents.

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👤︎ u/Rlchv70

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen

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👤︎ u/hungryboi123

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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You have reached the pregnancy hotline...

If you'd like to speak to a physician, dial 1... if you are currently in labor, dial 8...

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👤︎ u/profgarden

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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Just reached the coast of Labrador, looking for signs of retrievers.

(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)

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👤︎ u/lucidDreamcast

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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When we reached the narrow strip of land with sea on either side...

I knew Ithmus be the place.

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👤︎ u/rdunne22

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She gagged.

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👤︎ u/doktorstrange7

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking – successfully formed some curd!

Whey to go

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👤︎ u/BANGexclamationmark

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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I just reached rock-bottom

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👤︎ u/Stolen_Burrito

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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What did they say when the reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench?

“We can only go up from here!”

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👤︎ u/MeikaDawn

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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A boy finally reached the front of the line at a water park, but when I measured him he was just short of the mark...

I shrugged, "Eh, I'll let it slide."

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👤︎ u/olbox_ofsox

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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I’ve reached peak Dad!

Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded “yea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosy” cue my wife’s loud groan.

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👤︎ u/deep_6d

📅︎ Jan 21 2019

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*Passes town cemetery* “Well, it looks like we’ve reached the dead centre of town”

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👤︎ u/Zac_george

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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So I reached a low point today.

https://imgur.com/a/UCghi

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👤︎ u/baggedlunch

📅︎ Apr 04 2018

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If David Guetta reached his level of fame by raising himself by the bootstraps, does that make him a go-Guetta?

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👤︎ u/Perse95

📅︎ Jun 14 2017

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I finally reached the top of Mount Everest

I guess it’s all downhill from here

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👤︎ u/yosoyellogan

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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Girlfriend reached for my bread at a pan-Asian restaurant...

I told her, Naan of it was for her

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👤︎ u/PSU_Arcite

📅︎ Apr 26 2016

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My humor has reached the pinnacle.

I made pasta for dinner, my mom suggested trying some Ricotta with it... fast forward 35 minutes

Mom: Can I have some of the pasta?

Me:Yeah sure, go for it.

Mom: Oh you didn't use the Ricotta?

Me: Oh no, I didn't. I guess I forgotta about the Ricotta

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👤︎ u/stylish_aggie

📅︎ Feb 05 2014

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