It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
How do lesser cheeses reach enlightenment?
They study the teachings of the Gouda.
You have to work hard to reach your goals.
After all, not all batboys grow up to become batmen.
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
I dropped a piece of ice, and it slid out of reach. I decided to let it be.
It’s just water under the fridge.
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
That’s what exactly happened every time I tried to reach out for love
How does a waterfowl reach a conclusion?
My daughter was complaining today about how she couldn’t reach something
I told her that she’ll grow out of it
Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.
Apparently there were Kurds in her way.
I helped this lady turn on a lamp she couldn't reach...
It was the highlight of my day
My friend on IG reach the 1 million milestone and he asked me “How do my haters like me now?”
Don't you love it when it's a hot summer day and you take a drink of water? Your mouth feels like it's finally reach salvation.
My mom just married a tool used to reach high places...
So should I call it my step-ladder?
How long does it take to reach F from E?
I don't know, depends on the tank.
I'm having a charity event for people who can't reach orgasm
If you can't come let me know
Dad: Son, reach me that henway.
Me: What’s a henway?
Dad: About 3 or 4 pounds.
What Do German GPS Systems Say When You Reach Your Destination?
Nein Miles Left To Destination
Just found out that men do not need prostate exams till they reach their mid forties.
My doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
Im hosting a charity night for people who cant reach orgasm.
If you cant come let me know
Beef out of reach
I was at my favorite store shopping for a good NY Strip for dinner. I thought they were all out but I saw that someone had stashed two on the top of the shelf just out of reach.
I was going to take a chance and climb up to get them, but the steaks were too high.
Arm's reach.
https://imgur.com/a/No35VpC
Why couldn't dad reach the couch ?
Once you reach the top of Mount Everest
It's all downhill from there.
The man wanted to hit the complaint button during his massage but it was just out of reach
He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but she really rubbed him the wrong way.
My girlfriend was trying to reach something high in a cupboard. I asked if she had the choice between a step-stool or something taller...
...would she chose the latter?
I always struggle to reach the top of the library...
A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
The remote was out of arm's reach
Boyfriend was reaching for the remote, complaining that it was too far.
I said, "it's at a remote location."
How does Thor reach the sky?
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
My kid couldn’t reach the bowl of meat on the top drawer
Because the steaks were high.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.
It is called Parking Son's disease.
Someone bet me £1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
Why couldn't the butcher reach the meat?
The steaks were too high...
I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"
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