things could get grizzly.
Cause I be Dressing.
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
I was told it would be stable.
Close the door, I’m dressing!
I said, "YOO! That's what's up!"
Only my father in law laughed.
When I asked if they have riding lessons they said neigh.
It’s still dressing
The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
Like just when I think I’m about to eat a fine pizza, a farmer comes out with a herd of cows, and walks straight on my pizza.
I told him it was just a little horse.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
von Neumann's Own
Double dipping
I'm definitely gonna call it "Pasture Prime"
I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"
but when I rounded them up there was 100.
Seeing a horse lick another horse:
Daughter: Daddy, that horse licked that other horse!
Me: Well you know what they say, love thy NEIGHbor!
Group except me: [groans]
That’s where they raise the steaks.
I'm going to take a dip
Courtesy of my 10 year old boy, very proud of him
They only have one story.
"Just look underneath and count the dangly bits. If it's not one thing, it's an udder"
My 12 year old son was riding with me the other day and noticed a new restaurant had just opened up in a town nearby. It's a chain of Western themed pizza restaurants called "Pizza Ranch." So when my son asked "What's Pizza Ranch?" I obviously had to respond with "Well that's where they raise all the dough."
Her: "that's all I get?"
Me: "would you expect any less?"
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
It was still dressing
