A list of puns related to "Cattle Farm"
The steaks have never been higher
He was a cow-rear criminal.
She said she would be moooov'd.
I just got dad joked by my wife. :)
My friend of mine is a new dad and lives on a farm. He has some cattle that are free to roam around the yard. He calls them his "auto-moo-tic" lawn mowers.
He's gonna be a fine dad.
I heard this from my dad while up at his cattle farm, sitting on the verandah watching 2 cows walk up a hill to the yards.
Dad: What is the first cow saying?
Me: Don't know dad.
Dad: I smell molassas.
Dad: What is the second cow saying?
Me: ...
Dad: I smell cow-asses.
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