I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana

The steaks have never been higher

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📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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A man was arrested after being caught going around a bunch of farms and spanking the cattle.

He was a cow-rear criminal.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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I'd been thinking about buying a couple of cattle to put in my fathers farm. I asked my wife if she'd be on with receiving a cow for our wedding anniversary.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

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📅︎ Feb 26 2015
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Farm Humor

My friend of mine is a new dad and lives on a farm. He has some cattle that are free to roam around the yard. He calls them his "auto-moo-tic" lawn mowers.

He's gonna be a fine dad.

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👤︎ u/foxekiwi
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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Molassas

I heard this from my dad while up at his cattle farm, sitting on the verandah watching 2 cows walk up a hill to the yards.
Dad: What is the first cow saying?
Me: Don't know dad.
Dad: I smell molassas.
Dad: What is the second cow saying?
Me: ...
Dad: I smell cow-asses.

*Edit: new lines.

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👤︎ u/BundyBear
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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