Cool Ranch Puns

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Wife: She’s so beautiful look how skinny she is Husband: she’s so skinny she can hang glide with a Dorito Wife: WOW! That was original Husband: No honey, it was actually Cool Ranch

It was a cool ranch.

He said "Oh, Cool Ranch?"

Me: Umm...this is clearly a Colonial

A cool Ranch.

And on the way back, my son and I tortillaed through three bags of family size Doritos.

We would have pointed fingers at one another, but they were already in our mouths. Sucky situation, I know.

I turned the car around and said, "Son, now our mission is snackfued."

Salty from our spell of bad luck, we licked our lips and hightailed it back to Walgreens. I sent a MSG to my wife to tell her about the crunch we were in.

Many of our guests had already arrived when we finally returned, holding up our carb-earned trophies.

It was then that my son's friend complimented our modest country estate: "Cool Ranch!"

So my mom ended up getting some ranch on her after eating her salad and she exclaimed "I got ranch on me that's not cool!" so i replied "What are you talking about it just came out of the fridge"

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