But it’s a little cheesy
You crunch the numbers.
Sounds dangerously cheesy.
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So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
I hope I get Doritos.
Mosque-itos.
So yesterday My father, Little brother, and I were all eating dinner. We were having random sausages that I cooked up.
Dad: Coughs
Me: "You okay?"
Dad: "I'm fine it's just a little hot."
Me: "Yeah, hot links and flaming hot Cheetos will do that to you."
Dad: "And a hot soda."
Me: "Dad that soda isn't anywhere close to being hot."
Dad: Bends can to give it an hourglass shape "There, now its hot."
Me and Little Brother: heavy sighs
We were at walmart and I was saying all sorts of bad jokes associated with products. She eventually got mad, so I asked if she thought I was funny. We walked past some cheetos in the chip isle and she pointed at the cheetos and said "ya, you're dangerously cheesy". I knew she was a keeper.
