Fritos Puns

A list of puns related to "Fritos"

On the golf course I'm known as Frito Lay...

Because my chips are so good.

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Dad joked the frito lay guy

Scene- Frito lay guy unloading truck at the local grocery store.

Dad- walks up to the frito guy, puts his hand on his shoulder and says to him, "they only call you when the chips are down"

Frito guy- laughs all the way back to the truck

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👤︎ u/thegoodwookie
📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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What happened to the Frito-Lay employee whose coworker got unfairly promoted?

He ended up getting a chip on his shoulder

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👤︎ u/36chambersoffun
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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I bought my daughter a Dorito bed. After many hours of assembly I told her she was free to lay in it.

Because it was Frito Lay

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👤︎ u/SuperTyden
📅︎ May 29 2021
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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Back in college I was so poor I used a bag of chips for a pillow.

It was Frito Lay.

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👤︎ u/CSwork1
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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What’s a frugal cannibal’s favorite snack?

A bag of Fritos.

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👤︎ u/Tadsg
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?

They believed in Fritos.

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👤︎ u/melatonin17
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What kind of chips love to wear sandals?

Fritos

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👤︎ u/Burzi003
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?

Fritos.

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👤︎ u/Bitpix3l
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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