What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?
Cool ranch.
I bought my daughter a Dorito bed. After many hours of assembly I told her she was free to lay in it.
Because it was Frito Lay
My downstairs neighbor complains that whenever I eat Doritos on my porch, it gets all over him on his patio. As usual, he's exaggerating.
He just has a chip on his shoulder.
What do you call a Buddhist that eats Doritos?
A Chip-monk 🐿
My son joe asked why I was throwing doritos at a wall instead of using a sledgehammer.
I said, I don’t need that, I’m CHIPPING away at it.
It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why
It's cruch time.
My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
My friend Il was eating my Doritos so I punched him in the face
That tortilla lesson
My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.
I visited a Doritos farm today.
It was a cool ranch.
Some rude guy just walked by and dumped a bag of Doritos over my head.
Needless to say I have a chip on my shoulder.
Did you hear? The unemployment rate among doritos tacos is higher than other tacos!
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
My friend made a comment about the house I built out of Doritos
He said "Oh, Cool Ranch?"
Me: Umm...this is clearly a Colonial
What do you call two doritos who are in love?
Happily in a relationchip
You hear what kind of house the Owner of Doritos just bought?
A cool Ranch.
Doritos.
My 11yo son, holding up a bag: "You may think this is yo' cheese but it is nacho cheese."
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool ranch!
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch!
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch!
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch!
What did one dorito farmer say to the other dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch
What did the Dorito say to the cowboy?
Cool ranch.
