But it’s a little cheesy
Never mind it’s dangerously cheesy
You crunch the numbers.
Sounds dangerously cheesy.
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
I hope I get Doritos.
Mosque-itos.
So yesterday My father, Little brother, and I were all eating dinner. We were having random sausages that I cooked up.
Dad: Coughs
Me: "You okay?"
Dad: "I'm fine it's just a little hot."
Me: "Yeah, hot links and flaming hot Cheetos will do that to you."
Dad: "And a hot soda."
Me: "Dad that soda isn't anywhere close to being hot."
Dad: Bends can to give it an hourglass shape "There, now its hot."
Me and Little Brother: heavy sighs
We were at walmart and I was saying all sorts of bad jokes associated with products. She eventually got mad, so I asked if she thought I was funny. We walked past some cheetos in the chip isle and she pointed at the cheetos and said "ya, you're dangerously cheesy". I knew she was a keeper.
