What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher

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The twelve days of Jokemas, day eleven

What do you call Santa on a horse?

A Jolly Rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?

A Jolly Rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?

Jolly ranchers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarningOutOfMind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why was the farmer so happy that he turned into a piece of candy?

Because he was a jolly rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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A car cruising down a rural country suddenly backfires.

As the engine sputters and shuts down the woman driving the car steers toward a nearby driveway and honks the horn hoping to get the attention of a guy herding cattle in the distance. Sure enough within a minute the man has ridden his horse over to her. He dismounts and gives a happy β€œHello! Sounds like you’re having some car trouble. Can I help at all?” The woman replies that she’s not sure what happened but that she would love some help. They pop the hood and the man says he thinks he can fix the problem but has to run back to his barn to get some tools. The cows have come to see what’s going on and as the farmer gets ready to leave he says β€œDon’t worry about your car. I’ll have it running in a few minutes. Just head over there to the shade of the tree by the fence. The cows are all friendly. Bessy there likes to have her ear rubbed, Albert likes to look at people, and Mare will just moo a grand ole tune.” All of it is true and within 20 minutes the woman is happily sitting in her car with the engine running better than before. β€œThank you so much, you’re a life saver,” she says. The man smiles and lets out a big laugh before saying β€œI’m glad I could help. But I’m no life saver. I’m just a jolly rancher.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foyeldagain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Did you hear about the happy cowboy who bought 100 acres?

Now he's a Jolly Rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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You're not a happy camper are you?

No, I'm a Jolly Rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakuj1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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New candy apples

"Hey did you know that they are covering apples in jolly ranchers now instead of caramel." "No I had no idea" "Yeah I thinks it's pretty sweet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ESOblivion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

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What do call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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happy cowboy

dad**:** What doΒ you call a happyΒ cowboy?
son**:** What?
dad**:** A jollyΒ rancher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanW319
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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If a cowboy is happy

Does that make him a jolly rancher?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCleetus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What is a happy Cowboys favorite candy?

A Jolly Rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzibunni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you call a happy farmer who loves candy?

A Jolly Rancher

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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