Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight ?
Thy probably don't like each other.
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I have never actually used a professional telescope in my life.
Itβs something Iβm thinking of looking into.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Iβve considered becoming a professional horse groomer.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I became a professional fisherman...
But discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why do referees in professional rugby always give penalties against chickens?
Because they always award against professional fowls.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?
Because they're nurse assists.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Professional librarian.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Professional procrastinator
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My friend is a professional skydiver.
He really throws himself into his work.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My dog decided to become a professional at barking
I think I'll get him a subwoofer
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a living.
He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the tips.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Hats off to all the doctors and health care professionals
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Whatβs the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I was going to make a joke about a professional Boxer
But he blocked my punch line
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︎ May 16 2020
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Feb 03 2020
My wife dated a professional clown before we started going out.
I had some big shoes to fill.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?
Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...
His shop is called Arrowsmith.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do you call a medical professional who has lost it way?
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︎ May 02 2020
Whatβs the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Did you hear about the professional skier who started to use performance enhancing drugs?
He went downhill real fast.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I once tried to be a professional juggler
I had to quit, there was just too much up in the air at the time
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︎ Mar 10 2020
My friend was a professional opera soloist...
It was her aria of expertise.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My friend is a professional sewer inspector
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I used to be a professional singer...
Why do I mention it? I figured it was noteworthy.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Out of all the professionals Iβve been to for treatment, Iβve found chiropractors to be the funniest
They just never fail to crack me up
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
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︎ Nov 28 2020
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I used to be a professional fisherman
Then discovered I couldn't live on my net income
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︎ Sep 30 2019
My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
My wife dated a professional clown before she met me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but couldnβt do it.
Good players are hard to find.
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