I am thinking of pursuing a career in crowd estimation.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Guys, I just got a new career offer!
It’s at the spice factory, which is great. The best part about it is that it’s a seasonal job. Heh. Heh.
i have just been swooned by a man only to discover he’s a career criminal
i guess you could say i felon love
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
My career counsellor keeps encouraging me to drop out.
Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.
My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum: I have to choose between her and my career as a news reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
Why did the obstetrician pursue a career in standup?
Because he was so good at deliveries
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from
Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?
Because she was a shooting star.
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
His career was washed away
I once tried to start a comedy career by telling jokes about my days as a pilot.
Sadly, I could never get my jokes to land, and just kept crashing and burning on stage.
Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.
Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.
My son told me that he is pursuing dentistry as a career
I told him, "But son, that career path will take you years!"
"First you have to take dentist 1, then dentist 2, all before you get to dentist 3!"
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
[At the therapist] Hulk Hogan: I struggled through a lot of mental issues during my career.
Therapist: So you could say.. you had to wrestle mania?
Everyone has been asking me about my plan to continue my career as a juggler when the quarantine ends, but I’m not sure yet...
everything is still up in the air.
When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career
It became a Sting operation
What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?
When they hit rock bottom.
A vampire was giving a presentation at a career fair.
The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding. He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.
When questioned, he said, "There's something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I'm helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I'm as surprised as you are, it's not a job I could ever see myself doing."
I recently retired from my job as a lumberjack. Over my career I cut down 6, 324 trees...
My parents strongly discouraged me to pursue a career in archaeology
They said there is no future in it.
My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
My dog would like to hit pause on his music career.
That means he would like to continue with it.
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
I have had a very stop-start career...
Much like any other bus driver.
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
Did you hear about the spider pursuing a career in IT?
He’s a natural web developer
Changed careers to a watch repairman...
now I work around the clock. 😋
I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.
Did you hear the Rock's career is suffering?
I guess it's really going down the Dwayne.
Working on his muhissssic career
My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
My wife wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a TV journalist.
I have some breaking news for her.
My wife told me that I had to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
I have got some news for her.
My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
My dog would like to hit pause on his music career.
That means he would like to keep going with it.
My wife told me I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
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